Lindsay Lohan and how to deal with paparazzi? Celeb Tip No4!

Posted by fjgirls in July 21st, 2009

Lindsay Lohan has pretty much a personal relationship with the paparazzi, where ever she goes, they follow….its that simple. From our previous celeb tips from the likes of Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston the paps can be quite a valuable free tool in the celebrity armoury. Photo below 17 July Splash

Of course there will be times when you are notÂ in the mood to be followed by an army of photographers walking in front, behind and too your side asking you questions about “hows your career going?” and “how is your love life…has Sam Ro locked you out again?”, you just want to be left alone, so what do you do in those circumstances.

Cue Lindsay Lohan with her techniques to either get rid of the paparazzi or lose the paparazzi completely by outfoxing them.

1. To get rid of paparazzi LiLo style.

a) Paps all carry cameras, these are electronic and are not keen on water. The answer. Carry a water pistol. Flourescent colours work best, give them and their cameras a good soaking and hopefully they will go away.

Effectiveness 10%. Easily countered by wet weather gear and plastic bags round cameras and water pistols have a limited range. Stay out of range…problem sorted.

b) Try the egg throwing technique. There is an x17video of eggs being thrown at paps and it looked to be Lilo. It works something like this. Pop down local supermarket buy at least 100 eggs and lob them over the fence where the paps are waiting, if they are rotten even better.

Effectivesness 10%. Again eggs can only be thrown a certain distance, stay out of range and use a zoom lens…..problem sorted.

2. To lose or outfox paparazzi.

Pop down a clothing store and buy yourself a hoody. Make sure it has one of those enormous hoods that you can pull right over so they don’t recognise you then walk down the road as normal and hopefully problem solved?

Effectiveness 5%Â This has a 99% effectiveness rate with regards to the fact if they take pictures they have not got your face. Unfortunately with regards to outfoxing the paps they still know its you, clothing, walking style, mannerisms all give the game away, result they will still follow even harder as these shots make even more interesting viewing than the normal pap shots. Photo 17 July. Pacific Coast News

Verdict: Can you get rid of the paps? Errrrrr…..Â Not with these techniques, Lily Allen though has found a way, it’s legal and will be mentioned in another Celeb Tip…coming your way soon!